i few days ago i was finally blessed, after about a 10 or 12 year wait, to be able to actually record one of the greatest movies of all time onto my dvr. this is without a doubt one of the all time classics - i had to have watched it hundreds of times as a kid. i feel like it might have a been a little before its time - five years later maybe and it could have taken home a few awards. it paved the way for many of todays hits like grind (which honestly i feel was a complete rip off of airborne, so fuck that movie.)


seth green played wiley the crazy cincinnati cousin (crazy meaning total douchebag who had never seen a girl naked - they didn't have the internet back then) and jack black played an overweight jackass, so i guess he found his niche early on.



my only complaint is that the lead character, above with wiley, never followed up with anything after this movie. he just disappeared into bolivia. come on guy - you were the cool cali kid who moved to cincinnati and became the fucking man using your roller blading skills - you were on top of the friggin world. what do you do then? jackfuckingshit. what the hell? fuck you dude for depriving my childhood of an airborne 2 (where i know the plot would have involved you taking back the streets from those fucking skateboard punks - little fucking loiters.)