I'm just here for the falafel...

C. tells me I have to either change my name or stop capitalizing the A. I won't do it. Capitalism is so in right now.


(Hallo, I'm Ashley. It's nice to meet you!)

statement of intent:

the following is in summary why i am here. i speak solely for myself, and will leave it to her whether or not to fill you on why she may be here.

to anyone who might ever choose to read anything here, you are being forewarned. anything posted here (by me) was probably a mistake. or whilst i was intoxicated. either way, it is for my sick pleasure and whether you ever read or dont read anything here that you might find worthwhile, mean-spirited, uneducated, morose, or so insanely hilarious that you have to immediately share it with your 10 best friends is of no concern to me. whatsoever. what is of concern is that its actually done. there is 110% chance that you will not understand anything written here (once again, speaking for myself only) - mainly because it will probably contain alot of inside commentary that only i and the small circle of people i am around constantly would understand. they themselves will probably never read any of this either because they a)dont know about it b)dont care about it c)dont speak enough english to know what a computer is - some of them im pretty sure even believe that the internet is the work of satan himself. there is a good chance that i will rant and rave about things that only make sense inside my head, and i'll probably use more than my fair chair of fucks shits and sporadically maybe even a cunt or two. feel free to leave comments on what you think - i never check anyway (i check every 5 mins.)

there will probably be many pictures. some old, some new. some might be ones that i have used without the express written permission of anyone. some might have you in them.

i will do my best to be a worthy adversary and/or counterpart to her. she makes me chuckle, and will probably be the brunt end of quite a few unfunny jabs. from what ive seen, her pictures are awesome (except for ones where she has a mustache or going through pollination (i just dont get it)) so hopefully she will share.



there it is. you have been warned. i'll leave it to her for any further explanation she may want to give. just remember - there were never any guarantees.