Question:

Does anyone still read this?


Or...rather...did anyone EVER read this?

Hello, world. It's me. Ashley.

Dear PRAXIS,

I made you my b*tch.

Yours gloatingly,
L. Ashley Blakely, B.S.Ed.

Buy my house....no really.

I'm about to put my house up for sale. If you live in Athens and need a house...this one's amazing. Check it out.

bleeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh.

Oh man, I am sick. I drank some water last night and puked it up 5 minutes later. This is bad.


I'm going to a wedding in a few hours. We'll see how that goes....

choo choo

Potato chips.

First, I have to apologize for leaving you alone with C. for so long. I've been in Pensacola with my family. I think it's a yearly tradition now, which is ok with me, so long as we don't have a repeat of last year's "gather round and tell stories about Grandmama and Grandaddy while everyone cries" episode. My family has a way of making any situation as awkward as possible.



My aunt gave out awards for the weekend. I won "Whitest Woman of 2007". I can't figure out why.



Also, I totally dominated water skiing despite an extreme fear of water. Take that, water. I made you my b*tch.

this dog shit on chase dees. give him a medal now please.

i dont know how many of you know chase. he is the CSKA LONDONER who gets his ass knocked out on fight night. if you dont know him, here is some background. he is a douche. he is a douchebag. he deserves to be shit on. actually shit upon. with real shit. from a real functioning asshole. jager is the only lifeform on earth that is yet to have the balls to actually shit on chase. we salute you jager dog. you who shit on the biggest bag of douche of them all. rock on jager. rock on.

i dont really have anything to follow that up. i thought it was a good statement for the moment. im fat.

i few days ago i was finally blessed, after about a 10 or 12 year wait, to be able to actually record one of the greatest movies of all time onto my dvr. this is without a doubt one of the all time classics - i had to have watched it hundreds of times as a kid. i feel like it might have a been a little before its time - five years later maybe and it could have taken home a few awards. it paved the way for many of todays hits like grind (which honestly i feel was a complete rip off of airborne, so fuck that movie.)


seth green played wiley the crazy cincinnati cousin (crazy meaning total douchebag who had never seen a girl naked - they didn't have the internet back then) and jack black played an overweight jackass, so i guess he found his niche early on.



my only complaint is that the lead character, above with wiley, never followed up with anything after this movie. he just disappeared into bolivia. come on guy - you were the cool cali kid who moved to cincinnati and became the fucking man using your roller blading skills - you were on top of the friggin world. what do you do then? jackfuckingshit. what the hell? fuck you dude for depriving my childhood of an airborne 2 (where i know the plot would have involved you taking back the streets from those fucking skateboard punks - little fucking loiters.)

μ

your driveway totally looks like a lowercase Mu (μ) - which by the way is the coefficient of friction. i think that, somehow, in a round about way, makes you a total ho.